From the far-ranging and unenlightening interview on Boston Dirt Dogs with 38pitches.com author, C Schilling:
BDD: Who would be the hot-dog contest eating champion of the 2007 Red Sox?
Schill: Glenn Geffner?
(Fill in your own "at least his pie hole is good for something" joke here)
[Thanks Sonoma Sox, I never would have made it past the jump]