I Am Sorry I Am Doing This To You, Dear Reader

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

I just read this article on mlb.com in which Glenn Geffner tries to gravy train his way back into our lives by recalling how he called Bucholz's no-hitter.

This, in the wake of Lester's achievement.

Here's a sample of Glenn's deep, mystical thinking:

"It's magical," said Geffner, who joined the Marlins' radio broadcast team after 16 years in professional baseball as a broadcaster and front-office executive. "It's something that you just have to be there to feel it."


Well, you're not